The Master Cleanse; Day 6

Today was a pretty good day. I wasn't tired at all. The person who sits next to me at work was eating pizza today. I couldn't have cared less. Although I miss the taste, I don't want to eat like that anymore. I hate the feeling after you've eaten something that greasy and fattening.

I ran out of supplies to I headed over to Wild Oats after work. While I was there I ran into a couple of people buying their supplies for the cleanse. By the time I got to the lemons, they were almost gone. I grabbed the rest of them and headed over to the maple syrup. Gone. It seems that everyone is now doing the cleanse. I thought I was doing it at the perfect time, right before Christmas and New Years. I was wrong.

- Veritas

The Master Cleanse; Day 5

Not quite as tired today as I was yesterday. I actually got a little bit of sleep. Whoever is reheating their old, rotten, foul fish must hate everyone. Today was the second day in a row. It's not just the smell of fish either. I like fish. Their fish is decaying.

Seeing pictures or commercials for food is just torture right now. Pizza is what I desire most while cleansing. I also ran across this today. That makes me a little sick. During this process it makes you feel really healthy. I can't even imagine eating anything like that anymore.

5 days down.

- Veritas

The Master Cleanse; Day 4

Today I have no energy, at all. I was on the verge of falling asleep all day at work. Someone at work had some fish today for lunch. I'm going to try and ban fish from my place of work. It was God awful. It didn't even smell like good fish, it smelled rotten. This lingered around the entire (200K square feet) building for hours.

Hungry? Today has been the hardest so far. Good job I don't have any food at home.

Hopefully tomorrow is better. I need some sleep.

- Veritas

The Master Cleanse; Day 3

Day 3 is done! Much easier than the first time. We had to go restock our supplies today. We went to Wild Oats to shop. The food there smelled so damn good, but I didn't want to eat any of it. I'm a little low on energy, but that's expected.

I'm trying to follow the guidelines as close as possible, which means no pills of any sort. I have insomnia and I can't take anything for it. This means endless ours of staring at a television (I rarely watch live television, it's mostly shows I have on my computer). It's starting to get to me, I am so tired today. I'm slowly becoming...Tyler Durden.

- Veritas

The Master Cleanse; Day 2

Today was not as bad as I was expecting. The first time doing the cleanse, the second day was really hard. I had some hunger pangs around dinner time, but nothing too intense.

Tomorrow I will start really detoxing. There are some fun symptoms like; cravings, tiredness, irritability, physical aches, pains, nausea, vomiting, burning eliminations.

Not much else to report.

- Veritas

The Master Cleanse

Today I started The Master Cleanse, again. For 10 days (at least, I may go longer) I cannot eat anything...at all. Let me break it down:

Night before: Laxative tea
Morning: Saline solution (2 tbs sea salt and 32 oz water)
Day: 100 oz Lemonade (8 oz water/2 tbs organic grade B maple syrup/2 tbs freshly squeezed organic lemon juice)
Night: Laxative tea

Yeah. Sounds like a blasty blast, eh?

I'll update this daily.

- Veritas