My Boss, David Brent.

After watching The Office, I've noticed many similarities between the Regional Manager of Wernham Hogg and my very own Director of Commissions. We will call him Ron for this blog's sake. There are some distinctive differences, but they are so small in number there is no reason to share.

The similarities are astonishing; from the pear shaped body, to the goatee. They are even in the same age bracket; thirty ni....yeah thirties. A coworker and I often reference David's infamous dance after hearing Ron say something unintelligent. I will give him credit for at least trying to fool us into thinking he's a hard-working, caring manager.

Ron is the same way with; guns, managing (McDonald's to be more specific), or anything you ask him about as David is with; Music, comedy and being an entertainer. Often times during meeting he will make reference to his "shit kicking boots." A pair of old, dirty cowboy boots. "These boots used to be white," is also heard often. The irony is he never actually accomplishes a damn thing.

I'm called into his office several times throughout the week to; help him with his iPod, download spider solitaire, or anything else to distract him from his actual work. Many promises made, none of them ever kept. Perhaps this is a contributing factor to my lack of motivation to do well here.

-Veritas

P.S. Be sure to click on the Title of this blog. Good times. Best times.

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